Diary Of A dog. Licked Some Faces, Sniffed A Bush, Barked At A Vacuum: Dear diary, today was the best day! I got to eat some cheese that fell on the kitchen floor AND I scared the living daylights out of a chipmunk on my walk. It was so funny!
I Love To Go With The Flow. My Flow, Not Yours: Honestly? I've been going with your flow for an awful long time now.
Just Between You And Me I'm Gonna Tell Everyone: Anyone can keep a secret, right? Right?
Preparing For A Busy Day Of Fighting My Mind: Just another day. A day like any other day...
Sorry For Being Rude. I Have This Thing Where I'm Rude: Also, sorry for being blunt, and for being weird and...
The Art Of Procrastination. Have You Seen My Pencil? No, My Good Pencil: It's a very subtle art, and one must study it thoroughly to perfect it.
When I Go, I Want To Be Remembered For My Grocery Lists: I don't need to leave behind some grand legacy, like the next great american novel or anything. My humble - but lovely - grocery lists are how I want to be remembered.
Deep Thoughts For My Cat To Inherit When I Die: And to Mittens I do hereby bequeath my collection of deep thoughts. And that old blanket by the window. You can have that too.
I've Said It Before And I'll Say It Again And Wait I Forgot: I know I came in here for something ... oh, I know! I was going to get the ... wait, or was it the other ...
Took A Taste Of My Own Medicine And Would You Look At That I'm Cured: Just hold your nose and swallow it down real quick. You'll feel so much better.
Sweet Reminders For My Stupid Husband: Have I told you lately how much I adore you, darling? Also, don't forget to take out the trash tonight.
Silly Dumb Sh*t: Funny goofy stuff, playful kooky things, zany foolish thoughts. Whatever you want t o call it, that's what this is.
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